uGotPassed

When you get pulled over for speeding, don’t take it personal, just smile.  Think of all the times you have been speeding and didn’t get caught.  Think of how fast you were going before you came around that curve.  Think of how fast you were going when you saw the officer and hit the brakes.  Think about how much lower the officer said you were going versus how fast you actually had been going.  And most importantly, remember that you have a budget for speeding tickets. 

Yea, you with the bright-shiny headlights… did you need something, or were you just showing off your nice shiny headlights?  Was there a problem with my car that I should be aware of?  Do I have a taillight out?  I came back to your parking lot, but you were gone.  I’ll catch up with you next time and you’ll have my full undivided attention to let me know what is wrong with my car, or so special about your headlights.